This entry is dedicated to DHF for his love of 'Yo Mama' jokes.
Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses
Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge
Yo mama's so ugly the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime
Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
Yo mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim
Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry
Yo Momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name
Yo momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham
Yo mamma so fat, she splinched herself an' nobody noticed.
(and my personal favorite)
Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake
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